Consultants For Wall Street Crooks Teach Bankers And Stock Analysts How To Do Time Behind Bars

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Thu, 2009-07-09 10:56.
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Link of the day - I will pay you $25, if you come up with a cool domain name for me.

http://www.wallstreetprisonconsultants.com/

Believe or not, there is a firm that specializes in helping bankers and stock analysts do time: 

Welcome to Wall Street Prison Consultants. My name is Larry Levine, and I’d like to take this opportunity to introduce  Fedtime 101, a revolutionary new program tailored specifically for white collar offenders  entering the Federal Prison System.

Fedtime 101,  is a unique “SURVIVAL PROGRAM” on Federal Prison life, that I designed and put together while serving time behind prison walls. Fedtime 101 provides, direct one-on-one counseling and guidance,  to ensure you have a complete understanding of the issues lying ahead of you and your family.

Furthermore, my assistance continues after you’re incarcerated, to address and/ or rectify any concerns you family may have. My commitment is to provide the most accurate, up-to-date information, addressing all key issues concerning BOP Policy,  pre- and post-custody policy, and what really happens when goes inside.

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